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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Mourning Grave Review


Disclaimer: Contains spoilers!

Plot Summary: After moving to a new school, a guy who can see spirits must figure out why a vengeful ghost is killing his classmates.

Review: Yet again, this is some seriously wasted potential. The director seemingly couldn't figure out what to make of this movie. Is it a fantasy romance? Comedy horror? Serious horror? Lame high school drama? You tell me. None of these elements were blended properly at all, and that idiotic ending sure as hell wasn't helping either. Still, there are redeeming qualities to "Mourning Grave" that make it mildly enjoyable. In fact, had the filmmakers simply committed to one genre as the focus, this could have been quite good. More precisely, the horror aspect was the strongest part, and there were some great scares in there; the ghost specifically was a cool design.

So, right out the gate, the story kind of fumbles with the main guy, In-soo, seeing ghosts but everything has a lighthearted tone to it. People bully In-soo over his abilities which is kind of hard to take seriously. It's also kind of moronic that the ghosts sort of have to figure out on their own that he can see them rather than being naturally drawn to him; this is a plot point later contradicted in the film. Anyway, In-soo returns to his hometown that he once abandoned due to discovering his abilities and solving a murder during his childhood. There are way too many plot tangents for the story to handle which reeks of sloppy editing or script changes late in the game. Tough to say. We also learn that these medium-esque abilities are a part of In-soo's family as we meet his goofball uncle. At this point, the film has presented a comedic tone that suddenly shifts into a drama once In-soo befriends a ghost girl who, sorta, becomes his love interest. This girl, Sae-hee, is really cute and nice so it's not hard to fall for her especially when the only thing that makes her appear dead is being slightly paler than a regular Korean girl (which is even debatable unto itself). I want to say the film could have easily, and safely, transitioned into a fantasy-romance and it would have made more sense...but that's not the route they go.

Once more, In-soo is bullied by dweebs at school. I love how like 5 kids are terrorizing this whole school like it would be impossible to beat their asses. Hell, 3 of them are girls! In-soo said he was lonely and lived in the USA prior to the film's events. Here's what happens...I come to Korea, become In-soo's bodyguard, we kick the shit of these dweebs, fight evil ghosts, and he hooks me up with a Korean girl! Sigh. Okay, where was I? Oh, right, so these bullies led to the death of a student that has become a vengeful spirit that is picking them off. The identity of the ghost is kept hidden in the most absurd of ways which leads the audience to the painfully obvious conclusion that Sae-hee is the ghost. These shenanigans are explained away by saying there are two sides to Sae-hee's spirit which is just dumb. We come to learn that Sae-hee was relentlessly bullied until she committed suicide. Then her ghost possessed her grieving father who wanted revenge anyhow. In-soo tries to free the ghost of her pain which leads to yet another ridiculous twist--that, when they were kids, Sae-hee and In-soo knew each other and she was his crush or something. Good lord...stop...please. Whatever, In-soo frees her spirit and she goes off to Kayako-land or wherever. Despite this melodrama, the movie still tries to give us a zinger scare! What?! How does that even come close to fitting the tone?

Essentially, this was a movie that could have been great, however, it's buried under needless bullshit. The romance subplot was good yet squandered. The scares and ghost designs are creepy yet those are cancelled out by predictable plot twists and weak drama. The lighthearted tone was working until the film tried its hand at said melodrama. All in all, the attempt to bring everything to the table, while never focusing on anything, creates a mess of a story and a film as a whole. Don't get me wrong, there are things to enjoy here, but the way everything comes together is a monumental failure. This script needed some polish and clarity to either commit to straight horror or cut something out. I still think this is worth a watch, however, you need to dial back your expectations big time.

Notable Moment: When the evil version of Sae-hee is appearing in a flickering flashlight. Awesome effect. The tilted camera is a nice touch and the blood smeared on her mask looks like a sadistic grin (intentional or not).

Final Rating: 5.5/10

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Seance (Japan 2000) Review


Disclaimer: Contains spoilers!

Plot Summary: A medium stumbles across the kidnapped girl she's trying to find and attempts to lead police to the body after idiotically killing the girl.

Review: During the peak of Asian horror's popularity, in the late '90s and early 2000s, many classics were created. Unfortunately, "Seance" is not even close to that caliber of quality. Sure, it was a made-for-TV film, however, that's hardly an excuses when something as awesome as "Ju-on: The Curse" was made-for-TV as well. The main problem with "Seance" is that it's painfully slow and boring when it had a premise easy to work with and make scary. I mean, there is one cool scene toward the beginning but then nothing happens until after the 60 minute mark. Come on, son. Making matters worse is the abrupt and Scooby Doo-esque ending.

Admittedly, the story had a lot of potential to work with. The main characters are a married couple whereby the husband is some kind of sound engineer and the wife is a housewife who occasionally acts as a medium. We see how the wife's ability to see and sense ghosts makes it hard for her to function in everyday life. At the same time, there is some rogue cop that has kidnapped a little girl. How will all of these plot elements come together? Well...they don't...and the story turns into a series of zany antics befitting of a comedy. We learn nothing about this rogue cop and why he's become a criminal. More precisely, we never learn why he would kidnap this little girl. Next, the only reason why the husband was written as a sound engineer was to explain why he'd have a big trunk in the woods...for his equipment...that he somehow never puts back into the trunk so that the little girl can get trapped inside. How convenient. Next, the wife suddenly becomes hungry for fame to the point that she would risk a little girl's life to prove her psychic abilities. Last, the little girl is a complete idiot--easily duped by the rogue cop, doesn't say anything when stuck in the trunk, screams and passes out on a whim later, and somehow keels over dead, seemingly from the realization of her own idiocy. Yippee!

As I mentioned, the pace is excessively slow and builds up to no payoff. The first scary scene is decent, but, ultimately, nothing happens for about an hour. Things do start to pick up once the little girl dies and haunts the couple, but even this aspect is weirder than it is scary. More so, the fact that the little girl mostly haunts the husband makes no sense since he's the one that keeps trying to give the girl over to the cops while the wife wants to hide her until she can pretend to lead the police to the girl. It would have been nice if they put more effort into making the little girl look scary when dead, but I suppose I can overlook that decision. However, what I can't overlook is the lackluster and rushed ending where the cops suddenly know about the wife's ruse. Then the credits start rolling out of nowhere with no resolution whatsoever. In fact, things are so vague I wasn't even certain if the little girl really died. Wowweee!

Overall, this is a below average film. For a made-for-TV movie "Seance" looks pretty good and feels like it has a decent production value. Sadly, that is an illusion to mask the weak ass story, lame events, and moronic conclusion. There was potential here yet the filmmakers opted for zany antics and contrivances that boggle the mind. Had there at least been a worthy payoff then it might not have left such a sour taste in my mouth. Oh well...it's not like everything that came out during this time period was of "Grudge" and "Ring" quality.

Notable Moment: One scene that was noteworthy was when the lighting kept illuminating the garage door as if beckoning the wife. Now if only a ghost had appeared in the shadows--that would have been impressive.

Final Rating: 4.5/10